My Lawyer and I crashed out a friend’s house on the lake last Friday evening. We woke up with the sun and headed back to his cabin to complete the nap. Futons & couches called us like Sirens…That’s when the agony began.

Here’s the Facebook recap…

Nat Finn Praying the lawyer’s ex gf comes & gets these Guinea Pigs soon or the bonfire I’m going to tonight’s going to become a pig roast!
October 23 at 7:52am via HootSuite · Comment · Unlike
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Sarah Lewis Strange
October 23 at 7:58am · Like
Daniel Timm How can guinea pigs offend? lol
October 23 at 8:00am · Like
Nat Finn You try going back to bed to the sounds of those f****** squeelng. You’d a thought I was already lording over them, hatchet in hand. In other news: New Buffalo was sleepy quiet this AM & English Premiere Soccer is surprisingly entertaining sleeping tv
October 23 at 8:03am · Like
Daniel Timm Then why aren’t you sleeping?
October 23 at 8:07am · Like
Nat Finn Because I haven’t developed the will to go get the hatchet, yet. Internet reports says they’re delicacies of Peru and taste like the dark meet of Chicken – or the roof of your mouth after you’ve bitten down on your tongue. It’s tough to tell. Seems as though most bloggers who wrote about their guinea pig eating experiences were drunk and needed munchies. Surprisingly, I can relate (I see this conversation stream becoming a blog post).
October 23 at 8:18am · Like
Tony D’Aloisio Guinea pig tastes great roasted over an open flame. In fact I have this spice rub that would go well with the gameyness (?) of the GP.
October 23 at 9:24am · Like
Nat Finn And you will be providing the open flame….m’mmm. I guess we should feed those things so there’s some meat on them bones.

Nat Finn Do guinea pigs eat celery?
Tuesday at 8:58pm via HootSuite · Comment · Unlike
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Patrice Prunsky Nah. They just lick the peanut butter off like the rest of us do.
Tuesday at 10:03pm · Like
Nat Finn Hmmm. Like Id share the peanut butter
Yesterday at 12:07am · Like
Nat Finn Lisa, you’ll like my next update
Yesterday at 12:08am · Like

Nat Finn I’m giving away a free case of #gumballhead. How to win? Be willing to take the two adorable guinea pigs my lawyer’s ex-pyscho left him!
23 hours ago via HootSuite · Comment · Like
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Mike Sliwa Haha… Target practice… Moving targets
23 hours ago · Like
Nat Finn Ya
17 hours ago · Like
Aaron Corralez Time for a roast.
12 hours ago · Like
Nat Finn That’s what I’m talkin’ ’bout!
12 hours ago · Like
Craig Huchel Bring them to Indy. We’ll throw lawn darts at ’em.
9 hours ago · Like
Nat Finn OOOOOOOOOOOOH! I like
9 hours ago · Like
Mike Sliwa Better than AR-15 target practice… we can see if they dance.. or moonwalk….
7 hours ago · Like
Missi Maynard aww, I would but my cats would eat them. I’d even let you keep the booze.
7 hours ago · Like
Mike Sliwa I’ll give you the booze, if we can watch the cats eat them / take bets on which one lives longest….I know, morbid…
6 hours ago · Like
Nat Finn Well, sadly she went and got them. But she put the rest of the stuff in the shed. G a r a g e s a l e time!
6 hours ago · Like
Mike Sliwa Whatcha got? I need some stuff…
6 hours ago · Like
Nat Finn A bed and an exercise bike
6 hours ago · Like
Douglas Karr Mmm… heard they’re good with BBQ sauce.
5 hours ago · Like
Nat Finn Yeah, I need to out my research into a post tonight
4 hours ago · Like

It is amazing how two little rhodents can ruin the feng shui of a place. Thank God they’re finally gone.

(photo credit:  Dan.. via Flickr)

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